Akward moments...

Im sure that everyone has had at least one akward moment in their lives... heres afew ive encountered....

Scenario 1

Question = Where did you two meet?

Answer in mind = Emmmm I dont remember....Really I DONT!!!

Answer out loud = Deep silence....

Scenario 2

Question = How old are you? are you 28?

Answer in mind = WACK WACK WACK WACK WACK!!! HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER!!!

Answer out loud = SLAP!!

Scenario 3

Boy runs into family member playing with themselves... need i say more

Scenario 4

Me = Its ... sooo... small...

Scenario 5

Me = Its ... sooo... Big!!

Scenario 6

Me = Is it in yet? (enough said)

scenario 7

Me = Soooo is this your boyfriend?

Friend whispers = he is a she!!

Me = FUCK!!

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