The psychobables of the insanely warped mind.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The MeanGirls

I was listening to a kyle and jackie O (radio casters ... for those of you who dont know them they have a show on the radio station foxfm in assailant) and the hot topic was about this woman who just recently got a job at a new firm. She was a new girl so she decided to be social one day and go out for friday drinks as you do.

And so... Drinking drinking and drinking she decides to approach "the cool girls" and make light conversation with them just so she can mix and migle... but mwahahaha... What did she encounter? THE MEANGIRLS incarnate!! Those of you who have watched the Lindsay loan movie "MEANGIRLS" would automatically understand the concept... but then again.. anyone who has ever been to highschool will also understand. In short, they are known as the "plastics" or popular girls. Those girls who always thought they were the coolest at school? the ones who wore syncronised clothes as if it were a sorority group.

SO without much ado.. the queen bee (aka leader of the pack) told her that she couldnt join the group because she was tainted by the other cliques in the office... em... aparently there are rules of admission...rules such as having to use certain colours for office supplies. or having to always enter the office with latte in left hand while still wearing branded sunglasses. WHAT THE FUCK?? these are grown woman in our australian workforce. we should have outlawed cliques such as these in the 80's!!!What i dont get is why oh god why are these so called "grown ups" acting like they are still in highschool? didnt we banish the children of the corn act back when we turned 18?

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Just for you

A blog just for you little miss f +^_^+

An A to Z listing...

The other night I had the opportunity to watch a rather interesting documentary on channel nine. Much to my surprise it was about the A to Z listings for the art of sex. so... without much ado... here is the list

Letter A : Anal sex - Anal sex or anal intercourse is a commonly practiced form of human sexual behavior. While the term anal sex can be used to describe any sexual act involving the anus and/or rectum, it is more specifically used to describe the insertion of the erect penis into the rectum through the anus. It is practiced by a wide variety of people including both heterosexual and homosexual partners.

Letter B : Bondage - In its most basic sense, the word bondage refers to the state or condition of being bound to an unfree labor system, as in slavery, indentured servitude, or serfdom. More generally, "bondage" may refer to any state of subjection to a force, influence, or power. The word bondage is derived from the Middle English bonde ("serf"), which came from the Old English (Anglo-Saxon) word bōnda ("husbandman"), which itself comes from the Old Norse bōndi, the past participle of būa ("to live").

Letter C : Chubby - This generally means a person who is interested in chubby men/woman. The chubby community is a subculture in the gay community. Chubbies (or "chubs") are gay men who are overweight or obese. There is some overlap between the chubby community and the bear community. It is somewhat parallel to the Fat admirer or the BBW subculture, which is primarily heterosexual.

Letter D : Dildo - A dildo (or dildoe, a rare alternate spelling) is a sex toy, often phallic, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse.

Letter E : Exhibitionism - Exhibitionism is the psychological need and pattern of behavior to exhibit naked parts of the body to other people — that is, parts of the body that would otherwise be covered by clothes according to the standards of the local cultural norms. Usually, this involves the female breasts or the genitalia or buttocks of either gender. Exhibitionism does not necessarily imply alterations of the psychiatric condition of the average, everyday individual, although sometimes this occurs, and can be threatening to those exposed, as in indecent exposure.

Letter F : Foot fetish - A foot fetishist can be sexually aroused by viewing, handling, licking, tickling, sucking, sniffing or kissing the feet and/or toes of another person, or by having another person doing the same to their own feet. The fetishist response to the foot is the same or very similar to arousal at seeing genitals (or the sex-specific features like female breasts).
Like other
paraphilias, foot fetishism varies widely and can be highly specialized, therefore one fetishist may be aroused by elements another might find repulsive. For example, some foot fetishists prefer to concentrate on feet that are arched, others concentrate on relaxed feet. Some foot-fetishists enjoy seeing toes and soles and heels. Others enjoy the top of the foot. Most prefer bare feet, while others may prefer feet dressed in certain types of shoes, socks or hosiery. Some even concentrate on specialized scenarios, such as bare feet resting on a car dashboard. Other fetishists can find women with really enormous feet a major turn on, such as the feet seen on women from a professional basketball team (size 10 - size 16). There are even foot-fetish websites that deliver content with a focus on large female feet (examples: size10andup.com and toewigglers.com).

Letter G : Group sex - Group sex is sexual behaviour involving more than two participants at the same time. The main focus of this page is group sex among humans; however, group sex also exists in the animal kingdom -- e.g., bighorn sheep and bonobos.
Any and all sexual behaviour performed by two people can be a part of group sex, as well as a number of behaviors only possible with more than two people. Group sex involving one participant being penetrated by multiple people is sometimes termed a
gang bang.

Letter H : Hankerchief - Handkerchief code, more commonly known as hanky code or "flagging" was a way of indicating, usually among gay male casual sex seekers or BDSM practitioners in the US and Canada, whether they were a top or bottom, and what kind of sex they were seeking, by wearing color-coded handkerchiefs, usually in the back pocket. These were worn on the left side of the body for tops and the right for bottoms (this division is still somewhat common: tops may wear keys on the left belt loop and bottoms on the right, for example).
The practice has largely (but not entirely) fallen out of use, perhaps due to the advent of internet dating and the
coming out of more members of the leather and BDSM communities.

One example of a hanky code

Color/Meaning

Black/Heavy S&M
Grey/Bondage
White/Manual Sex
Light Blue/Oral Sex
Dark Blue/Anal sex
Charcoal/Latex Fetish
Leather/Leather Fetish
Red/
Fisting
Orange/Anything Goes/Just Looking
Yellow/
Watersports
Hunter Green/Daddy/Boy
Robin's Egg Blue/
69
Medium Blue/Cop Sex
Sandalwood/Carpenter Sex
Khaki/Military Sex
Grey Flannel/Suit and Tie Fetish
Light pink/
Dildos
Pink/Foot Fetish (pinkies)
Goldenrod/
Sugar daddy
Mauve/Navel fetish
Brown/
Scat
Dark Pink/Tit torture
Purple/
Piercings
Lavender/Drag queen
Gold/Three ways
Apricot/Chubby chaser
Beige/Rimming
Red/Black Stripe/Into bears
Camouflage/Rugged outdoorsman
Maroon/
Cutting
Fuschia/Spanking

Letter I : Inflatable doll - A sex doll is a type of sex toy, imitating a human body for simulated sexual acts. The sex doll may consist of an entire body with face, or just a pelvic part, with the openings (vagina, anus, mouth) for copulation. The openings are sometimes vibrating and may be removable or interchangeable.

Letter J : Jerkoff - Masturbation is the manual excitation of the sexual organs, most often to the point of orgasm. It can refer to excitation either by oneself or by another (see mutual masturbation). It is part of a larger set of activities known as autoeroticism, which also includes the use of sex toys and non-genital stimulation. There are also masturbation machines used to simulate intercourse. Masturbation and sexual intercourse are the two most common sexual practices, but they are not mutually exclusive (for example, many people find the sight of their partner masturbating highly erotic). Some people are able to achieve orgasm only through masturbation and not sexual intercourse. In the animal kingdom, masturbation has been observed in many mammalian species, both in the wild and in captivity.

Letter K : Kamasutra - Kamasutram, generally known to the Western world as Kama Sutra, is an ancient Indian text on human sexual behavior, widely considered to be the standard work on love in Sanskrit literature. The text was composed by Vatsyayana, as a brief summary of various earlier works belonging to a tradition known generically as Kama Shastra, the science of love. Kama is literally desire. Sutra signfies a thread, or discourse threaded on a series of aphorisms. Sutra was a standard term for a technical text, thus also the Yogasutram of Patanjali. The text is originally known as Vatsyayana Kamasutram ("Vatsyayana's Aphorisms on Love"). Tradition holds that the author was a celibate scholar. He is believed to have lived sometime between the 1st to 6th centuries AD, probably during the great cultural flowering of the Gupta period.

Letter L : Lube - K-Y Jelly is a water-based lube aka. lubricant, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson, containing carboxymethyl cellulose, sodium alginate and EDTA. The initials "K-Y" are not known to represent any words, but are retained for their brand-identity.

K-Y Jelly is widely used as a
sexual lubricant. It does not react with latex condoms or silicone-based sex toys. In addition, it can also be used for lubrication purposes when taking body temperature by rectum. It has a thick consistency and a tendency to dry out during use, but can be "reactivated" by the addition of saliva or more water. While it is not recommended for ingestion, it has a sweetish taste, so as to not interfere with oral sex.

Letter M : Missionary - The missionary position is a common human sex position also used by bonobos and armadillos (no other land mammals have been observed to use it). 100% of married females surveyed by Alfred Kinsey in Sexual Behavior in the Human Female reported using this position most often, and 9% reported using it exclusively.
In the missionary position:
The woman lies on her back, with her legs spread either flat (horizontally on the same surface as her back), drawn up towards her chest, or wrapped around the man. She can wrap both or just one leg around him, and on four different levels: resting on the back of his upper shins, around his thighs, around his buttocks/back or over his shoulders. Generally, the higher she lifts her legs, the deeper the penetration.
The man lies on his
stomach on top of the woman, with head and feet aligned, his legs between her legs, and his groin at the same level as hers to facilitate penetration.
It is said that the name "missionary position" arose because this
sex position was supposed to have been taught by Christian missionaries as the only "proper" sex position. The term is believed to have originated sometime between 1945 and 1965. Another possible explanation is that the term was coined by indigenes when first saw missionaries having sex in this position, unusual amongst them.

Letter N : Nymphomania - Basically someone who is always thinking about sex and has a very high sexdrive.Nymphomania owes its name to the feminine nature spirits of Ancient Greece, known as nymphs. Satyriasis owes its name to the mythical masculine creatures of Ancient Greece, half man/half goat creatures known as Satyrs.
The threshold for what constitutes hypersexuality is subject to debate, and critics question if a standardized diagnostic threshold even exists.
Sex drive varies widely in humans, and what one person would consider a "normal" sex drive might be considered excessive by some, and low by others. The consensus among those who consider this a disorder is that the threshold is met when the behavior causes distress or impaired social functioning.

Letter O : Oral sex - Oral sex (from Latin os, oris "mouth") consists of all the sexual activities that involve the use of the mouth, tongue, etc., to stimulate genitalia. It may be used as foreplay before intercourse, or as climax of a sexual act, which may also include the ingestion of semen and vaginal fluids. Ingestion of these fluids alone, without physical mouth-to-genital contact, is not considered to be oral sex. Common slang terms for oral sex, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, include to "go down on", "give head to" or "give a blowjob to" a partner.
Oral sex is often used as the principal form of sexual expression or as part of foreplay. Not only are the sexual organs sensitive and well supplied with nerve endings, the same is true of the mouth, tongue and lips, so enjoyment of oral sex is not always limited to the person on the receiving end.

Letter P : Piercings - Body piercing usually refers to the piercing of a part of the human body for the purpose of wearing jewelry in the opening created. Body piercing is a form of body modification. The word "piercing" can refer to the act or practice of body piercing, or to a specific pierced opening in the body.
Some people practice piercing for
religious or other cultural reasons, while many individuals, particularly in the modern West, choose to be pierced for spiritual, ornamental, or sexual reasons.

Letter Q : Quickie - A quickie is a sex act that is not as involved as normal sexual intercourse and thus "quicker" than normal sex. As the degree of involvement in sex can be different for each individual, the length or acts involved in a quickie can vary.
A couple may choose to "have a quickie" because they do not have time for what they would consider normal sex, they are too tired to engage in what they consider normal sex, or because they feel it is more spontaneous and "fun" than normal sex. Quickies may also be used by a couple in a situation or area where it may be dangerous or embarrassing to be caught having sex such as a couple having sex in a public place.
The term quickie has negative connotations among some people as a casual or frivolous form of sex. Some people, especially women, may have trouble experiencing orgasm due to the tighter time constraints which usually reduce the amount of foreplay involved. It is also sometimes used to describe
mutual masturbation.

Letter R : Rude food - Hello! doing rude things with food... need i say more...

Letter S : Spanking - spanking is the practice of spanking another for the sexual gratification of either or both parties. Erotic spanking is generally regarded as a form of BDSM activity (sadomasochism in particular), although many spanking devotees do not regard it as such.
Spanking can be carried out with the bare hands or with implements such as
gloves, a ruler, hairbrush, paddle, switch, belt (clothing), cane, crop, birch, martinet or whip (see Category:Spanking implements). It is sometimes combined with sexual roleplaying and/or ageplay. It is often delivered on the bare buttocks, and sometimes the spankee is fully nude, for additional humiliation and arousal. Note the issue of legal consent which may or may not represent a defence to criminal liability for any injuries caused.

Letter T : Tantra sex - sex that goes on forever!! and ever and ever!! make sure you have the time for this practice... im sure there is a deeper meaning for this but all i know is.. it goes on forever...

Letter U : Urophilia - Urolagnia (also known as urophilia) is a sexual fetish with a focus on urine and urination.
People with urolagnia often like to
urinate in public, or urinate on, or be urinated on by other people, and may drink the urine. The consumption of urine is urophagia. Some like to watch others doing these things. These activities are often described by the euphemisms "golden showers" or "watersports" (which should not be confused with water sports).
As a
paraphilia, urine may be consumed or the person may bathe oneself in it. Other variations include arousal from wetting or seeing someone else wet their pants or underclothes, or wetting the bed. Other forms of urolagnia may involve a tendency to be sexually aroused by smelling urine soaked clothing or body parts. In many cases, a strong correlation or conditioning arises between urine smell or sight and the sexual act (so a male partner may not achieve an erection except if he smells the urine-soaked legs of his female partner, a female may not orgasm except if she urinates on herself before sex or features her partner do so in his pants). For some individuals the phenomenon may include a diaper fetish and/or arousal from infantilism. Watersports may also be used in a BDSM scene as a form of humiliation, sometimes involving desperation until incontinence or infantilization, sometimes physical humiliation associated with being urinated on or pressured to consume urine. In some cases,a person is aroused by merely staging situations where others can either witness that person wet his or her clothing or smell his or her urine scent.

Letter V : Voyeurism - Voyeurism is a practice in which an individual derives sexual pleasure from observing other people. Such people may be engaged in sexual acts, or be nude or in underwear, or dressed in whatever other way the "voyeur" finds appealing. The word derives from French verb voir (to see) with the -eur suffix that translates as -or in English. A literal translation would then be “seeor” or "observer", with pejorative connotations.

Letter W : Woman on top - yep guys.. it just simply means what it means... although.. as a pointer.. it pays to have a bigger dick than a 5 inch one. simply because you wouldnt want your dick slipping out of her all the time coz youre short by an inch haha. aparently its not very comfortable...

Letter X : Xenophilla - This simply is the act of random sexual encounters. No questions asked, no names exchanged, no emotional baggage... just random sex.

Letter Y : Yoniworship - Yoni, which literally means vagina, is more than just a sexual reproductive organ in Hindu mythology. Hinduism recognizes the importance of the feminine in the spiritual world and it's always a combination of the male and female which transmutates energy.
The
Yoni is important for study and for tantric/yogic practices in certain sects/cults in India. Osho (Rajneesh) spoke about the importance of sex (sex to salvation) in his discourses and books. He said that sex should not be treated as a manifestation of lust, but as a vehicle for spiritual growth and development. This theory is based on the concept of harnessing sexual or kundalini energy and making it travel upwards from the base of the spine towards the "Sahatrakar Chakra" at the top of the head (where the pineal gland is situated).

Letter Z : Zoophillia - sexual acts with animals la!!

NOW i feel like a fucking dictionary lol

Sunday, May 14, 2006

hmm

And we start dating again?

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

whats left of me

Somedays its okay... somedays its not.....

for some time now, Ive watched my life pass me by in the rearview mirror
Pictures frozen in time which are becoming clearer,
I don't wanna waste another day stuck in the shadow of my mistakes...

why do I still want you and I feel you
crawling underneath my skin like a hunger, like a burning
to find a place I've never been... Now I'm broken, and I'm faded
I'm half the man I thought I would be But you can have
what's left of me...

I've been dying inside
little by little Nowhere to go
I'm goin outta my mind An endless circle
runnin from myself until
You gave me a reason for standing still

Falling faster barely breathing
Give me somethin to believe in and Tell me it's not all in my head!!
Take what's left of this man
Make me whole once again... please make me whole again!!
I've been dying inside you see I'm goin outta my mind!!!
I'm just runnin' in circles all the time!!!!

will you take whats left of me...

Sunday, May 07, 2006

All in a weeks blunder

I took saturday off hehe just for some r&r time... little did i know that taking a little r&r day off would require me to spend the entire day in the city ( again ) with the family going on the window shopping marathon of winter!!

The bloody melbourne weather has really been on my tail for the past few weeks. I dont get it... we are suppose to be in autumn... the season of dryness and mid 20s heat.... its been way way too wet in melbourne for my liking plus it has been way way below the 20 degrees mark... this makes for a very grumpy and sleepie little boy!!

Besides the weather... my Congratulations go out to

a) little miss cy and her boyfriend for being brave enough to shave off their crowning glory all for the sake of the lukemia foundation...

b) my dear dear little confused g2000 for being brave enough to ditch the imaginary partner...

c) little miss cm for being brave enough to ask for parental help in the moment of major breakdown crisis...

xoxo to all